So Edison has been calling BS on the Christmas Kojeon card because it's a photo-realistic Kojak who is clearly lying on Nick's blanket. Fine then smart guy, you want to play it that way? I've got a few things you don't have.
1. Mediocre photoshop skills
2. Google Translate
3. Contacts in Japan with access to the mail system
4. An obsessive compulsion to beat a 6 year old in a battle of wits
Let's see how he reacts when he gets personalized mail from Japan with a Japanese version of Kojeon AND a Kiteon with cartoonized depictions.