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I'm a self-employed web developer, family man, nerd, scuba diver, and author of many fine books. Manager/maintainer of the Elgg community site, and core Elgg development team member.


2+hrs to still not get @SequelizeJS to generate a simple query. Fuck it, raw queries forever.


It wasn't so long ago I thought 16 gigabytes of RAM was awesome. Now I want way more...


Ha! Take that, sql injection vulnerabilities!



git add --all
git commit -m "feature wip"
git push origin feature-branch

*power goes out*
Thank git


Remember 4 months ago when the thing that scared people most was some dumb clowns in the woods?


Screw 2016... I had to deal with Wordpress which is a substantially worse fate than mourning celebrity deaths


First custom component complete, I feel like I just leveled up!


git status
git add --all
git commit -m "ffs stop making changes out of the VCS you fucking morons"


Thank God It's Fri... fuck you wordpress :(


What level of stupid do you have to be to write the function is_admin() that doesn't tell if the user is an admin.