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I'm a self-employed web developer, family man, nerd, scuba diver, and author of many fine books. Manager/maintainer of the Elgg community site, and core Elgg development team member.

mattbeckett.me

github.com/beck24/

linkedin.com/pub/matt-beckett/57/b84/a31

twitter.com/Scuba_Beck

 

2+hrs to still not get @SequelizeJS to generate a simple query. Fuck it, raw queries forever.

 

It wasn't so long ago I thought 16 gigabytes of RAM was awesome. Now I want way more...

 

Ha! Take that, sql injection vulnerabilities!

<squashed>

 

Cmd-S
git add --all
git commit -m "feature wip"
git push origin feature-branch

*power goes out*
Thank git

 

Remember 4 months ago when the thing that scared people most was some dumb clowns in the woods?

 

Screw 2016... I had to deal with Wordpress which is a substantially worse fate than mourning celebrity deaths

 

First custom component complete, I feel like I just leveled up!

 

git status
*sigh*
git add --all
git commit -m "ffs stop making changes out of the VCS you fucking morons"

 

Thank God It's Fri... fuck you wordpress :(

 

What level of stupid do you have to be to write the function is_admin() that doesn't tell if the user is an admin.